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Cheering Up Friends: the Auruo Bossard Way

  • Auruo: oi
  • Auruo: oi you
  • Auuro: stop that
  • Erd: my boyfriend is missing auruo
  • Auruo: he's not missing -_-
  • Auruo: he just went away for a few days
  • Auruo: stop bein a goddamn baby
  • Erd: he's missing and im going to die
  • Erd: if he comes back tell him i love him
  • Auruo: -_- YER NOT GONNA DIE
  • Auruo: ugh
  • Erd: i cant handle this
  • Erd: AURUO HELP ME
  • Auruo: you need to do somethin to distract yourself
  • Erd: where's petra i need a hug
  • Auruo: no
  • Auruo: hey
  • Auruo: ok
  • Auruo: lets get some rifles and shoot things
  • Auruo: WE GOT A CRATE OF SOME TARGET PIGEONS
  • Auruo: lets go shoot stuff
  • Erd: drag me
  • Auruo: im literally never gonna do that
  • Erd: come onnnn
  • Auruo: u weigh more than me you manchild ugh
  • Auruo: i'm not a fuckin male model like u and gunther -- I WEIGH LESS THAN CORPORAL
  • Auruo: AND IM LIKE 7 INCHES TALLER THAN HIM
  • Erd: do u really think im a male model
  • Auruo: -_-
  • Auruo: tch
  • Erd: ilu auruo
  • Auruo: *grumbles*
  • Erd: im gonna die
  • Auruo: no yer not
  • Erd: yes i am look at me im going to die
  • Auruo: you are mildly uncomfortable at best
  • Auruo: and a little sad
  • Auruo: cut this shit out
  • Auruo: c'mon lets shoot stuff
  • Auruo: we got clay target pigeons
  • Auruo: it'll make you feel better
  • Erd: i cant move
  • Auruo: i bet you could if i started kickin ya
  • Auruo: *raises foot menacingly*
  • Erd: ill pull you down with me
  • Auruo: //DONT//
  • Auruo: *jabs him in the ribs*
  • Auruo: K NOW YOU GOTTA GET UP
  • Auruo: ERD
  • Auruo: GET TEH FUCK UP
  • Erd: YOU'RE RUDE
  • Auruo: YOURE A FUCKIN INFANT
  • Auruo: GET UP
  • Erd: THAT HURT IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
  • Auruo: U CANT EVEN GET OFF THE FLOOR HOW'RE U GONNA KICK MY ASS
  • Erd: IM GONNA GET YOU
  • *NON-MOPEY SHENANIGANS ENSUE*